When all else fails...

Heidi Montag tries to act on The Hills, she tries to sing, she tries to do reality tv. When all else fails, there's Playboy. Seems as if this blonde twenty-something tart will do anything for publicity these days.

Brandishing a copy of the magazine with her mud-laded body, at the GI Joe premeire of all places, she came out about the playboy spread. But here's the catch: she's not naked.

So... if you want to save some money and are looking for somewhat-clothed Heidi Montag pics, just hop on over to her myspace. I guess everyone seems to be compromising their values these days. A clothed blonde in Playboy... what's the world coming too?